Meet Josh. He Plays Guitar.
Photo by Marika Garland 2011
This is Josh.
He plays guitar.
He has been a member of Hills of Elysium for 10 months.
I am an asshole for not making a formal introduction sooner.
Josh, meet the world. World, meet Josh.
This is a photo of him with his good friend Pee Wee.
Josh & Pee Wee, Photo by Marika Garland 2011
Rather than tell you about his favorite foods, where he grew up, and his biggest musical influences, I will instead share with you his answers to the famed James Lipton questions which I recently asked him. If you do want to know any of those other things, look him up on facebook and find out for yourself like a normal person.
Here we go…
What is your favorite word?
Whippersnap. I like that one.
What is your least favorite word?
Chunk. I hate that word.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Vagina.
What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Vagina.
What sound or noise do you love?
I love the sound of rain. I know, it’s cliché.
What sound or noise do you hate?
The sound of an opening door. You never know what’s going to come through it.
What is your favorite curse word?
Son of a bitch.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
A teacher. No, wait, an architect.
What profession would you not like to do?
I would hate, HATE to be a lawyer.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Nice haircut.
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LOL The only thing cooler than Josh is this blog.