May
21
2010
Cheer Up, Emo Kid. (Seriously, it’s Getting Old.)
My roommate Dave has transformed into something resembling a sulking, suicidal emo kid. He spends all of his time locked away in his dark little room, coming out only to piss or make pouty faces at whoever happens to be around. I’m not sure if/what he’s eating, or what’s eating him for that matter. What I do know, is that it has come to a point of extreme annoyance.
I will continue to make fun of him for it until he decides to:
A) Snap out of it
B) Clock me in the face
(Cheer up, Dave. Seriously.)
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Dave wears HIM T-shirts? HAHAHAHHAHA
September, you are the funniest person I’ve ever met once.
I almost peed my pants when I saw the Ven Diagram.
Ha! Love the diagram. I know a few folks who fit this description. Emo kids are lame. Great post!
loving the ven!! that just mad the whole thing about 100% better. i think i can hear him crying about it here in nc!
awwww. poor dave. but, maybe not. he has a lot in common with others. let him know he’s not alone.
Now if only your lawn would turn emo so it could cut itself you’d be set. Dave needs to get to teaching the lawn the dark ways of eternal suffering that is emo!
In seriousness, hopefully he snaps out of it soon.